Submissions

Dear Aspiring Writer,

We are pleased to announce that Schmedium accepts submissions from everyday citizens such as yourself!

Email headline ideas to editor@schmedium.org, or drop us message on Instagram or Facebook. We will get back to you within a week (ish), and we’ll work with you to refine your ideas and edit them to fit the general style of our site.

We also accept medieval-themed headline ideas for our sister publication, Ye Olde Tyme News. These can be sent to the address above or direct messaged to us on the Ye Olde Tyme News Instagram page (@yeoldetymenews).

You will be paid in positive energy and gratitude, as we currently have no money.

For satire and general humor writing tips, see this article, this article, or this book.