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Category - Science

essential oils

Here’s Our Top Essential Oil Picks for Fighting the Coronavirus

February 29, 2020
looking up at sky

‘The Sky’s the Limit,’ Says World’s Worst Astronaut

February 25, 2020
urinals

Urinal Specifically Engineered to Splash Back All Over Your Dick

February 21, 2020
old man opinion

Opinion: The Only Way to Stop the Coronavirus Is to Create Jobs for Middle-Class American Viruses

February 18, 2020
sexiest gopher

The Winner of Our ‘Sexiest Gopher’ Contest Is Actually a Muskrat but Hot Damn Is He Fine

February 13, 2020
beyond broccoli

Introducing Beyond Broccoli, Made from 100% Real Pork

February 10, 2020
Upside down bird nest

Bird Knew He Should Have Checked Assembly Instructions Before Building Nest

January 21, 2020
Flaming city being flooded

Crisis Averted: Global Sea Levels Just Rose 30 Feet and Put Out the Australian Bushfires

January 7, 2020
greta thunberg madden 21

She Earned It: Greta Thunberg to Star on Cover of ‘Madden 21’

December 12, 2019
cybertruck porygon

How to Enjoy the Cybertruck if You’re Not Shaped Like a Porygon

November 25, 2019
tumsvil

Advil and Tums Team Up to Create Medicine That Will Never Be Quite Good Enough to Cure Your Hangover

November 10, 2019
Squirrel nut

Report: ‘No Nut November’ Affects Millions of Squirrels Who Like to Cum

November 5, 2019
data scientists around table

Data Scientist Will Need to See More Data to Tell if This Data Is Data

October 29, 2019
post-apocalyptic robot

We Programmed Empathy Into This Doomsday Machine and Now It Feels Really Bad About Killing Us All

October 21, 2019
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