Category - Science
NASA, Los Lonely Boys Team Up to Calculate Distance to Heaven
Murder Hornet Arrested by Homicide Detective Bee
‘My God, It’s a UFO!’ Gasps Pilot Who Has Clearly Never Seen a Goose
Desperate North Korean Doctors Start Pumping Kim Jong-un Full of Lysol
CDC Warns Americans Against Launching Selves Into Sun to Treat Coronavirus
Freeloading CDC Director Recommends Landlord Let Him Stay Inside Until He Gets Enough Scratch to Make Rent
Study Shows Suburban White Women Increasingly Suffering from Long Lines at Whole Foods
Silver Lining? Man Who Started Coronavirus by Eating a Bat Just Transformed into Batman
Charmin Bear Offers to Personally Wipe Butthole of Anyone Who Can’t Access Toilet Paper
Customers Outraged to Learn Zebra Cakes Only Contain Trace Amounts of Real Zebra
This Fallout Shelter Would Be Much Cooler if I Didn’t Have to Be Stuck Down Here with My Wife and Kids
Americans Suddenly Realize They Haven’t Been Wiping Their Asses All These Years
