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Category - Science

dishes in sink

Study Finds Dishes in Sink Can Wait Until Tomorrow

May 19, 2020
nasa los lonely boys

NASA, Los Lonely Boys Team Up to Calculate Distance to Heaven

May 13, 2020
murder hornet detective bee

Murder Hornet Arrested by Homicide Detective Bee

May 4, 2020
ufo goose

‘My God, It’s a UFO!’ Gasps Pilot Who Has Clearly Never Seen a Goose

April 30, 2020
kim jong un

Desperate North Korean Doctors Start Pumping Kim Jong-un Full of Lysol

April 26, 2020
cdc director sun

CDC Warns Americans Against Launching Selves Into Sun to Treat Coronavirus

April 24, 2020
cdc director

Freeloading CDC Director Recommends Landlord Let Him Stay Inside Until He Gets Enough Scratch to Make Rent

April 9, 2020
whole foods

Study Shows Suburban White Women Increasingly Suffering from Long Lines at Whole Foods

April 6, 2020
batman

Silver Lining? Man Who Started Coronavirus by Eating a Bat Just Transformed into Batman

March 29, 2020
charmin bear

Charmin Bear Offers to Personally Wipe Butthole of Anyone Who Can’t Access Toilet Paper

March 22, 2020
zebra cakes

Customers Outraged to Learn Zebra Cakes Only Contain Trace Amounts of Real Zebra

March 21, 2020
fallout shelter

This Fallout Shelter Would Be Much Cooler if I Didn’t Have to Be Stuck Down Here with My Wife and Kids

March 18, 2020
Toilet paper shelves

Americans Suddenly Realize They Haven’t Been Wiping Their Asses All These Years

March 14, 2020
old man

CLOSE CALL: Grandpa Just Died of the Regular Flu

March 12, 2020
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