Category - Science
Silver Lining? Man Who Started Coronavirus by Eating a Bat Just Transformed into Batman
Charmin Bear Offers to Personally Wipe Butthole of Anyone Who Can’t Access Toilet Paper
Customers Outraged to Learn Zebra Cakes Only Contain Trace Amounts of Real Zebra
This Fallout Shelter Would Be Much Cooler if I Didn’t Have to Be Stuck Down Here with My Wife and Kids
Americans Suddenly Realize They Haven’t Been Wiping Their Asses All These Years
CLOSE CALL: Grandpa Just Died of the Regular Flu
Here’s Our Top Essential Oil Picks for Fighting the Coronavirus
‘The Sky’s the Limit,’ Says World’s Worst Astronaut
Urinal Specifically Engineered to Splash Back All Over Your Dick
Opinion: The Only Way to Stop the Coronavirus Is to Create Jobs for Middle-Class American Viruses
The Winner of Our ‘Sexiest Gopher’ Contest Is Actually a Muskrat but Hot Damn Is He Fine
Introducing Beyond Broccoli, Made from 100% Real Pork
