Category - Politics
3rd Amendment Protestor: ‘Quarter Those Sexy Troops in MY House’
White House Says ‘I Hate Every American and Hope You All Die’ Comment Taken Out of Context
Phew! We Were Worried We’d Actually Have to Do Something About Racism but Our Marketing Team Said This Is Enough
Desperate North Korean Doctors Start Pumping Kim Jong-un Full of Lysol
CDC Warns Americans Against Launching Selves Into Sun to Treat Coronavirus
Government Worried Stimulus Checks Might Give Impression It Doesn’t Just Exist to Take Your Money
Make-A-Wish Foundation Grants Bernie Sanders One Day In Oval Office
Bloomberg Drops Out of Presidential Campaign to Pursue Dream of Making Memes
Candidates Promise to Kill Every Last New Hampshirite Who Refuses to Live Free
Was Pete Buttigieg’s Scantily-Clad, Tongue Waving Performance Too Sexy for the Iowa Caucuses?
Iowa Caucus Calls Teenage Son for Computer Help
Bernie Sanders Says Support from Joe Rogan Unrelated to New ‘DMT for All’ Plan
