Category - Opinion
Opinion: The Only Way to Stop the Coronavirus Is to Create Jobs for Middle-Class American Viruses
Drone: ‘I Am Sexually Aroused by War in the Middle East’
I Don’t Make New Year’s Resolutions Because I Don’t Believe in the Gregorian Calendar
Gaining 200 Pounds and Sneaking in Through People’s Chimneys at Night Was the Only Way to Spread the Word of God
Opinion: Only People 21 and Older Are Responsible Enough to Buy Cigarettes for Their Younger Siblings
Opinion: Pro Athletes Should Be Allowed to Exercise Their Right to Free Speech, Except Colin Kaepernick and Anyone Else I Disagree With
Should Trees Be Charging People to Look at Their Leaves? We Asked This Tree but He Told Us to Talk to His Agent
Opinion: WOOOOO!
Opinion: It’s Time for Both Sides to Come Together and Agree That I Am Right
Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I’m Not Buying This Whole ‘Civilization’ Thing
Krill Was My Favorite Animal Until I Found Out I Was A Blue Whale And Now I Am Hellbent On Consuming Them All
Opinion: I Refuse to Watch ‘The Little Mermaid’ if Sebastian is Played by a Dungeness Crab
