Category - News
Urinal Specifically Engineered to Splash Back All Over Your Dick
Boy Scouts of America CEO Earns Bankruptcy Merit Badge
No-frills Succubus Just Wants Simple Throbbing Human Heart for Valentine’s Day
The Winner of Our ‘Sexiest Gopher’ Contest Is Actually a Muskrat but Hot Damn Is He Fine
Introducing Beyond Broccoli, Made from 100% Real Pork
Bird Knew He Should Have Checked Assembly Instructions Before Building Nest
Prince Harry Asks Grandma to Wire Him $700 to Pay Rent
Dentist Clearly Picked Up Box of Human Teeth Christmas Gift Last Minute
If ‘Die Hard’ Isn’t a Christmas Movie Then How Come Bruce Willis Is Tied Up Under My Tree Screaming ‘Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker’?
Google Founders Step Down from Company to Spend More Time Merging with Singularity
Real Life Baby Yoda Uses Force to Crap Own Pants
We Jacked Off a Whole Lot of Canadians Before We Realized They Don’t Cum Maple Syrup
