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god

God Suddenly Remembers He Gave Up On Humanity for Lent Like 1500 Years Ago

February 26, 2020
urinals

Urinal Specifically Engineered to Splash Back All Over Your Dick

February 21, 2020
boy scouts bankruptcy merit badge

Boy Scouts of America CEO Earns Bankruptcy Merit Badge

February 19, 2020
succubus valentines heart

No-frills Succubus Just Wants Simple Throbbing Human Heart for Valentine’s Day

February 14, 2020
sexiest gopher

The Winner of Our ‘Sexiest Gopher’ Contest Is Actually a Muskrat but Hot Damn Is He Fine

February 13, 2020
beyond broccoli

Introducing Beyond Broccoli, Made from 100% Real Pork

February 10, 2020
Upside down bird nest

Bird Knew He Should Have Checked Assembly Instructions Before Building Nest

January 21, 2020
prince harry

Prince Harry Asks Grandma to Wire Him $700 to Pay Rent

January 10, 2020
dentist gift

Dentist Clearly Picked Up Box of Human Teeth Christmas Gift Last Minute

December 17, 2019
bruce willis under christmas tree

If ‘Die Hard’ Isn’t a Christmas Movie Then How Come Bruce Willis Is Tied Up Under My Tree Screaming ‘Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker’?

December 14, 2019
google founders singularity

Google Founders Step Down from Company to Spend More Time Merging with Singularity

December 10, 2019
Baby yoda

Real Life Baby Yoda Uses Force to Crap Own Pants

December 9, 2019
canadian man in mountains

We Jacked Off a Whole Lot of Canadians Before We Realized They Don’t Cum Maple Syrup

December 6, 2019
family at thanksgiving dinner

Thanksgiving Dinner Celebrates Family’s Tradition of Being Fat Alcoholics Who Watch Football

November 28, 2019
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