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pants sales

Pants Futures Plummet as Nation Settles in to Telework

March 28, 2020
Luck of the irish

Drunken CDC Official Says ‘Luck of the Irish’ Best Way to Prevent Coronavirus

March 17, 2020
old woman caesar salad

Woman’s Favorite Part of Caesar Salad Fantasizing About Bloodbath on Senate Floor in 44 BC

March 15, 2020
Toilet paper shelves

Americans Suddenly Realize They Haven’t Been Wiping Their Asses All These Years

March 14, 2020
sxsw

SXSW Cancellation Threatens Mating Grounds of Nation’s Wild Keynote Speakers, Innovation Gurus

March 8, 2020
man at bar

Alcoholic Instinctively Knows Where Bar’s Bathroom Is

January 11, 2020
keith richards

Keith Richards Somehow Makes It Another Decade

January 3, 2020
bruce willis under christmas tree

If ‘Die Hard’ Isn’t a Christmas Movie Then How Come Bruce Willis Is Tied Up Under My Tree Screaming ‘Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker’?

December 14, 2019
google founders singularity

Google Founders Step Down from Company to Spend More Time Merging with Singularity

December 10, 2019
Mustache man

Growing a Mustache Can Trick Facial Recognition Technology into Thinking You’re a Total Studmuffin

December 2, 2019
family at thanksgiving dinner

Thanksgiving Dinner Celebrates Family’s Tradition of Being Fat Alcoholics Who Watch Football

November 28, 2019
trix rabbit

Rabbit v. Kids: The Historic Supreme Court Case That Granted All Species Access to Trix

November 24, 2019
chicken duvet

Here’s Bed Bath & Beyond’s Answer to the Chicken Sandwich Wars: Crispy Chicken Duvet Covers

November 21, 2019
weworked

WeWork CEO Rebrands Company as WeWorked

November 19, 2019
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