Category - Culture
Pants Futures Plummet as Nation Settles in to Telework
Drunken CDC Official Says ‘Luck of the Irish’ Best Way to Prevent Coronavirus
Woman’s Favorite Part of Caesar Salad Fantasizing About Bloodbath on Senate Floor in 44 BC
Americans Suddenly Realize They Haven’t Been Wiping Their Asses All These Years
SXSW Cancellation Threatens Mating Grounds of Nation’s Wild Keynote Speakers, Innovation Gurus
Alcoholic Instinctively Knows Where Bar’s Bathroom Is
Keith Richards Somehow Makes It Another Decade
If ‘Die Hard’ Isn’t a Christmas Movie Then How Come Bruce Willis Is Tied Up Under My Tree Screaming ‘Yippie Ki Yay, Motherfucker’?
Google Founders Step Down from Company to Spend More Time Merging with Singularity
Growing a Mustache Can Trick Facial Recognition Technology into Thinking You’re a Total Studmuffin
Thanksgiving Dinner Celebrates Family’s Tradition of Being Fat Alcoholics Who Watch Football
Rabbit v. Kids: The Historic Supreme Court Case That Granted All Species Access to Trix
