Author - Falconetti

Progressive Airline Now Allows White Men to Check Privilege for Free

Masters Tee Time Changes Wreak Havoc on Paternal Nap Schedules

Promiscuous Beta Teen in 4 Friendzones at Once

In-law Puts Finishing Touches On Passive-aggressive Christmas Dinner Remarks

NFL Athletes Gearing Up For Fantasy Desk Work Playoffs

Female General Contractor Can’t Figure Out How To Install Glass Ceiling

Former Molester Offers Touching Apology

Grief-Stricken Kentucky Derby Trainer Forced to Put Down Injured Jockey

Tom from MySpace Offers to Appear Before Senate Judiciary Committee