Author - Brolick McSwolenson
Environmentalist Treats Self to Extra CO2 Emission for Birthday
Byzantine Stoner Recalls Wicked Baked Year 420
Frantic IRS Assures Taxpayers Their Money Will Still Be Put to No Use
Boston Marathon Fan Refuses to Let Cold Deter Him From Drinking 26.2 Beers Before Noon
Archaeologists Uncover Earliest Known Tramp Stamp on Ancient Egyptian Slut
Russian Conspiracy? Mark Zuckerberg Just ‘Liked’ a Photo of a Siberian Husky
High-Rolling Dog Bets It All on Grey
Undertaker Fan Comes Out of Retirement for One Last Beer Chug
Wintry Mix Clearly Unaware Which Fucking Season It Is
Unbelievable: Drunken Irishman Gets in Fight
How Having a Beard and Flannel Shirt Jacket Increased My Testosterone 300%
Easter Miracle — Hungover Man Rises From Bed
