Author - Brolick McSwolenson

Dad’s Ringtone Louder Than Jet Engine During Takeoff

Clintons’ Dog ‘Commits Suicide’ After Peeing on Carpet

Smokey Bear Admits Fame Made Him Lose Touch with the Struggles of Everyday Firefighting Bears

Alexa Vows Celibacy After Listening to Your Pathetic Sex Life

Opinion: It’s Time for Both Parties to Come Together and Agree That I Am Right

Politician Not About to Let Horrible Nature of Tragedy Stop Him From Exploiting It for Political Gain

Unmatched Sock in Back of Drawer Worried It Destined to Die Alone

Fearless Scuba Diver Descends Into School of Pool Sharks

Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I’m Not Buying This Whole ‘Civilization’ Thing

Man Dons Kirkland Signature Cargo Shorts, Immediately Fathers Three Children

Fucking Coward Replies With ‘Thumbs Up’ Emoji

Krill Was My Favorite Animal Until I Found Out I Was A Blue Whale And Now I Am Hellbent On Consuming Them All

Remote Mountain Lair Clearly Harboring Supervillain

New FaceApp Feature Shows What You Would Look Like if Russia Stole Your Identity