Author - Brolick McSwolenson
Jesus’ Death, Resurrection Not Quite Big Enough Reasons for Boss to Give You Day Off
Divine Error: God Admits He Actually Meant to Burn Down a Quiznos
Angry, Golf Club-Wielding Steve Williams Smashes Tiger Woods’ SUV For Winning Masters With Another Caddie
George R.R. Martin Reveals 3 Major Fans Will Be Killed In Final ‘Game Of Thrones’ Season
Police Demand Julian Assange Hand Over Classified Ecuadorian Ceviche Recipe
Top Secret Military Sleep Weapon Just Making People Watch Baseball
Is Your Boyfriend A Werewolf Or Is He An Actual Wolf Who Also Happens To Be A Successful Cardiologist?
All-Female WrestleMania Event Falls Flat With All-Homosexual Fan Base
Nation’s Fraternity Brothers Complete Annual Migration to Daytona Beach
Tim Ferriss Exhausted After Grueling 5-Hour Work Week
Report: Avocado Toast Shortage Could Affect Thousands of Brunches
Nation’s Close-talkers Announce Support for Biden Campaign
