Author - Brolick McSwolenson

We Hired Brock Lesnar to Protect Our Pumpkins from the Squirrels but Those Little F*ckers Ate Him Too

Opinion: Pro Athletes Should Be Allowed to Exercise Their Right to Free Speech, Except Colin Kaepernick and Anyone Else I Disagree With

Can Rocks Give You Herpes? This Geologist’s Unfaithful Wife Says Yes

Workaholic Monk Trying to Attain Enlightenment on a Friday

‘They Never See the Light of Day’: Inside the Factory Farm Where Pumpkin Spice is Grown

Taste of Their Own Medicine: The NBA Just Struck Back At China By Boycotting The China Table Tennis Super League

Innovative Concept ‘News’ to Report Factual Information About Current Events

Get Off Your Phone and Get Back in the Last Remaining Life Raft!

Should Trees Be Charging People to Look at Their Leaves? We Asked This Tree but He Told Us to Talk to His Agent

Bernie Sanders Takes Second Job as Uber Driver to Pay for Medical Bill

Modern-day Evel Knievel Lets Cell Phone Battery Run Below 10%

Multitasker Able to Nap at Desk and Pretend to Work at Same Time

Last Mom on Earth Comments on Facebook Post from Before the Apocalypse

‘It’s a Marathon, Not a Sprint,’ Says Little Bitch Trying to Avoid Beer Chug