Author - Brolick McSwolenson
The Most Iconic Grammy Dresses Worn By Polka Legend Walter Ostanek
Barnes & Noble CEO Texts Nude Photos to National Enquirer in Desperate Bid to Stay Relevant
Expert Fact Checker Claims Trump Lied About Number of Licks It Takes to Get to Center of Tootsie Pop
Colorado Runner Gunned Down by Mountain Lion’s Brother Outside Hospital
Dad Flips to State of the Union Address During Rerun of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ Commercial Break
Spoiled Millennial Expects Trophy Just For Winning Super Bowl
Budweiser Accidentally Sent Us, CBS, a Home Video of Their CFO’s Son Eating a Tuna Sandwich Instead of Their Super Bowl Commercial But Fuck It We’re Airing It Anyway
Tom Brady Haunted By Specter of Eli Manning Selling Hotdogs Outside Stadium
Groundhog’s Attempt to Warn Planet of Nuclear Winter Goes Unheeded
Scientists Warn Polar Vortex May Cause Thousands of Midwesterners to Become Canadians
Dick Butkus Grows Extra Mustache to Protect Mustache From Chicago Cold
Banana Republic Overthrown By Chico’s Military Junta
