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Progressive Conspiracy Theorist Hopeful Chemtrails Are Reversing Global Warming
Pretentious Surgeon General Recommends Drinking 8 Cans of La Croix Per Day
Homicidal Surfer Hangs Ten
Hypertension Crisis After Nation Takes News Stories With a Grain of Salt
How the Diamond Industry is Killing Millennials
Insomniac Conspiracy Theorist Tries Counting Sheeple
Disoriented O.A.R. Shocked to Find Selves in Olympic Bobsled Finals Following Vegas Gig
