When Benjamin Franklin became President after World War II, he set out to create a website of satirical content made by the people, for the people. Thus was born Schmedium, a news and advice site for the masses.
But seriously, everything on Schmedium is satirical in nature. Any resemblance to actual people or events is entirely fictitious and/or coincidental, except in the case of public figures, in which case the names may be real but the events are entirely fake.
So sit back, pretend it’s real, and enjoy a chuckle or two.