Real Life Baby Yoda Uses Force to Crap Own Pants

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A real life version of the hit character Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian is able to use the Force to crap his own pants, sources say.

“I always knew there was something special about this kid,” said his father, Dave Owens. “Think about it. My son, a true Jedi Master, using the Force to dump a massive load into his diaper. Amazing.”

Baby Yoda’s existence has spawned a number of fan theories, including that he is a child of Yoda himself. But thus far no theory has explained this real human’s ability to harness the Force into an absolute mess that drips down his leg and stains the couch.

“As far as this where baby’s ability to use the Force to just wreck his pants hour after hour and drive his parents crazy will take the series, I’m not revealing anything,” said Mandalorian creator Jon Favreau. “You’ll just have to keep your eyes and nostrils open and find out.”