Just when we thought things couldn’t get any hotter in the Chicken Sandwich Wars raging among some of America’s favorite brands, Bed Bath & Beyond joined the fight and took it to another level. That’s right, folks: Bed Bath & Beyond just one-upped Popeyes and Chick-fil-A by releasing a first-of-its-kind Crispy Chicken Duvet Cover.
Now that’s what I call finger lickin’ good!
Some thought the domestic furnishing store didn’t have a dog in this fight, but Bed Bath & Beyond proved them all wrong. Their Crispy Chicken Duvet Cover comes in regular, extra crispy, and spicy varieties, and slips right over any king, queen, or twin size duvet you can imagine.
“Too often I’ve gone to bed hungry and began gnawing my comforter in my sleep, only to realize it’s just cotton or wool or something,” said customer Harold Rogers. “But with the Crispy Chicken Duvet Cover I can eat crunchy, greasy chicken all throughout the night, worry free.”
While fast food chains like Popeyes, Wendy’s, and Chick-fil-A are blasting each other over their mediocre chicken sandwiches, Bed Bath & Beyond customers are living the high life, resting comfortably on a bed of deep fried bird.
So get down to your local Bed Bath & Beyond before these crispy bed linens sell out!