Is He Falling For You Or Is He Literally Plummeting To His Death?

man falling off building

A lot of girls have trouble telling if a guy is truly falling for them. Most guys won’t just come out and say “I love you” even if they really do. We’ve all been there.

Sometimes it seems like a guy is totally falling for you, but the reality is he’s falling off a fifty story skyscraper to an untimely death. These tips will help you tell if your man is truly falling for you or if he is literally plummeting to his death.

1. Gravity is rapidly pulling him towards the Earth.

A lot of girls think that a strong chemistry can pull lovers together. Unfortunately that force is nowhere near as powerful or ubiquitous as the force of gravity. If your man is in a free fall approaching terminal velocity, chances are he’s plummeting to his death.

2. That look in his eye.

It’s important to get a read on your man’s eyes, because the eyes are the windows to the soul. Does that intense, panicked look in his eye say “I want to spend the rest of my life with you” or “Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, I am going to die”?

3. His body language is loud.

Pay attention to your man’s body language. If it looks like he’s reaching out to hold you, most likely it’s just his futile attempt to grasp for anything that could save him from his imminent death.

4. He disappears suddenly.

This could mean a few things. Does your man disappear because he’s out buying you flowers, because he’s seeing another woman, or because he has physically turned to liquid after impacting the pavement? If your boyfriend has exploded into a pink mist of guts and bone fragments, sorry, but he probably doesn’t love you.