WASHINGTON — A terrified Donald Trump Jr. crawled into his parents’ room in tears this evening claiming he was scared of the poor person under his bed, sources say.
“Mama, Dada, the poor man is in my room again asking me for money,” said the horrified Trump Jr. “Can I sleep in bed with you guys?”
Both his stepmother Melania and father Donald Trump Sr. comforted their son, reminding him that poor people were just a figment of his imagination, and that even the liberals in his closet were just imaginary.
“Now, now honey. We both know that poor people aren’t real,” said Trump Sr. “But just in case, let’s go back in there and I’ll scare that monster away.”