Just days after photographing golf legend Greg “The Great White Shark” Norman nude for the upcoming edition of the “Body Issue,” ESPN has announced that a great white shark will be appearing in a future edition dressed as Norman.
“I saw Greg baring it all out there and couldn’t help but notice just how great his body looks at age 63,” said the shark, adding that Norman’s willingness to be photographed naked has given him the confidence to show his more human side as well. “Plus, Greg’s always been a big supporter of the shark community, so I wanted to pay my respects.”
ESPN say they hope this photo shoot will lead to more animals being willing to get in front of the camera dressed as famous sports stars, or even getting involved in playing sports.
“Most sharks would be too afraid to dress up as their favorite Hall of Fame golfer on camera, but he owned it,” said ESPN photographer Clyde Hartford. “So brave.”
At press time, the PGA announced that the previously-thought-to-be-extinct California golden bear will begin designing golf courses under the tutelage of Jack “The Golden Bear” Nicklaus.