Mom Trading in Your Gift for a Vibrator

Mom Trading in Your Gift for a Vibrator; mother's day

According to sources, your mom was seen trading in the bouquet of flowers and the gift certificate to her favorite restaurant that you got her on Mother’s Day for a throbbing 11.5-inch vibrator.

“Oh, thank you honey. You know I love chrysanthemums,” she said, just minutes before returning the flower arrangement and using the money to buy the devastating four-pound pleasure rod. “I promise I’ll put them to good use.”

While your mom says still loves Vertucci’s salads and very much appreciates your gift, she admitted she would much rather have her vagina punished by a massive pulsating fun machine.

“Don’t get me wrong, I cherish every gift you and your sister get me,” she added. “But I also cherish having my pussy stuffed by a quivering fuck rod that reminds me of your father as a younger man.”