Just hours after filing a multimillion dollar lawsuit against the Russian government, the Trump campaign, and Wikileaks, the Democratic National Committee announced they would also be suing the Democratic National Committee for interfering in the 2016 election.
“Clearly the DNC played a major role in losing the 2016 election, and it’s time we brought ourselves to justice,” said DNC Chairman Tom Perez. “Also, we kinda ran out of other people to sue.”
The suit alleges that the DNC, in collusion with Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, conspired to run an ill-conceived campaign that most Americans obviously wouldn’t support. DNC lawyers also assert that the DNC had an illegal relationship with “complete morons like John Podesta.”
The Trump campaign denies that the DNC had any involvement in losing the 2016 election, claiming that “they were definitely not one of the parties we colluded with.”
“This whole thing is a sham and will be dismissed immediately,” said Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale. “I already burned the list of everyone that interfered in the election, but I’m positive the DNC wasn’t on it.”
An organization suing itself has very little legal precedent. Just how the DNC will use the millions of dollars in compensation it takes from itself if it wins is yet to be seen.
“We’ll probably buy a sick ass boat,” added Perez.
Brolick McSwolenson contributed reporting.