JACKPOT — Scott from HQ Trivia Just Offered $1 Million to the First Player That Can Tell Him How to Be Happy Again

JACKPOT — Scott from HQ Trivia Just Offered $1 Million to the First Player That Can Tell Him How to Be Happy Again

Do you love HQ Trivia as much as we do? Of course you do.

Well it looks like everybody’s favorite self-deprecating trivia host Scott Rogowsky just upped the ante. No, it’s not ten thousand dollars. It’s not even one hundred thousand dollars. He’s offering one million dollars to the first person who can tell him how to slip out of a state of interminable hopelessness and be happy again!

You heard that right. One million dollars!

And all you have to do is answer one simple question that will help “Pat Slayjack” see that the world isn’t just a desolate void of pain and suffering. Apparently, Rogowsky has fallen into a deep depression from which he may never recover, and it’s the perfect chance for you to make some extra dough!

“That’s right, HQ-ties. We’ll be giving away a million clams, a million gold doubloons, one million dollars to the first person who can tell me a single reason why I shouldn’t just end it all on air right now,” said Rogowsky in a live emotional breakdown during last night’s show. “Then again, does it really even matter? Do I even matter? The universe is just a cosmic pit of despair.”

So trivia gurus, you’d better grab your friends. This is going to be a game for the ages.

Thanks, Scott! We knew we could count on you.