Half-Frozen Kit Harington Emerges From Center Ice During Olympic Hockey Finals

Half-Frozen Kit Harington Emerges From Center Ice During Olympic Hockey Finals

During the Olympic Athletes from Russia’s 4-3 gold medal victory over Germany on Sunday, a half-frozen Kit Harington emerged from center ice to warn the world that “winter is coming.”

“I’m too late,” lamented Harington as Russian forward Ilya Kovalchuk lifted him to his feet. “Winter is already here.”

Hockey fans are baffled as to how Harington, who stars as Jon Snow in the HBO series Game of Thrones, managed to get into the ice undetected.

“I don’t know how he could have survived,” said rink manager Lee Hwi-soon. “He must have been down there for hours.”

At press time, Harington was seen attempting to form alliances with the athletes of multiple countries, claiming it was the only way to keep winter at bay.